Sunday, December 18, 2011

Thursday, June 16, 2011

buying stuff for good

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So, I usually think those beads from Africa are crappy looking. I'd rather donate money than get crappy beads, but I kinda like these. I think the 31 bits are prettier than the usual.

things I learned in Portland...

winking is not necessarily sexy.

I can't have kids, I will force them to be photographed with every cheesy mascot I see.

maybe I like cats, maybe.

I want to move there, yesterday.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

dear neighbors, f-you

So twice now my neighbors have had movie night in the "common" lawn area in front of the condo units. They erect a giant television, blare the sound on their stupid action movie and don't invite anyone but themselves. The first time was somewhat low key. The second time they put out f-ing tee-kee torches. The whole yard was full of freaking flames. Then, they have the audacity to invite a puppy. A freaking puppy and they didn't have the courtesy to say, "hey neighbor, we're gonna be annoying with our loud tv and barking dog, wanna join us?  Beer for your trouble?".

So I'm retaliating with this, full blast on repeat:


checkmate bitches.

P.S. they had a bbq today with said dog. Common area my left bun.

cute overload, you've met your match

holy f-bomb puppies are cute.