Thursday, December 22, 2011
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Thursday, June 16, 2011
buying stuff for good
things I learned in Portland...
winking is not necessarily sexy.
I can't have kids, I will force them to be photographed with every cheesy mascot I see.
maybe I like cats, maybe.
I want to move there, yesterday.
I can't have kids, I will force them to be photographed with every cheesy mascot I see.
maybe I like cats, maybe.
I want to move there, yesterday.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
dear neighbors, f-you
So twice now my neighbors have had movie night in the "common" lawn area in front of the condo units. They erect a giant television, blare the sound on their stupid action movie and don't invite anyone but themselves. The first time was somewhat low key. The second time they put out f-ing tee-kee torches. The whole yard was full of freaking flames. Then, they have the audacity to invite a puppy. A freaking puppy and they didn't have the courtesy to say, "hey neighbor, we're gonna be annoying with our loud tv and barking dog, wanna join us? Beer for your trouble?".
So I'm retaliating with this, full blast on repeat:
checkmate bitches.
P.S. they had a bbq today with said dog. Common area my left bun.
So I'm retaliating with this, full blast on repeat:
checkmate bitches.
P.S. they had a bbq today with said dog. Common area my left bun.
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